IT’S OKAY, TO NOT CONFORM, SOMETIMES….(clickable link to bios)
Look at it this way-there will always be PIZZA!
SALARY | HOURLY |
39% OF SALARY EMPLOYEES, DON’T TAKE TIME OFF FOR THEIR FAMILY | 54% OF HOURLY EMPLOYEES, EXHAUST THEIR PAID TIME OFF, BY MID YEAR |
55-60 HOURS WEEKLY IS AVERAGE FOR SALARY | 40 ISN’T QUITE ENOUGH, BUT 45 HOURS IS!!!!! |
MOST SALARY EMPLOYEES LOSE THEIR ABILITY TO THINK FOR THEMSELVES AFTER A PERIOD OF TIME, WITHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT FROM AN OUTSIDE SOURCE…..LET US TAKE THAT GUESSWORK OUT FOR YOU! | WE-THE COLLECTIVE, ARE HERE BECAUSE WE WORKED HARD FOR YOU WHEN WE WERE EMPLOYED-INSIDE YOU WILL SEE WHAT “WE” DO FOR FUN |
MOST CORPORATE SALARIED OFFICIALS CANNOT CARRY ON A CONVERSATION WITH A 8 YEAR OLD | GOO GOO GAA GAA MFER! |
MOST SALARY EMPLOYEES EAT CRAYONS | WE SHOW YOU HOW TO USE THEM ARTISTICALLY HERE. IT’S A SAFE SPACE IF YOU WILL |
Most of the stats above, are real believe it or not. I just added the haha twist. We will be working as a collective to bring to you some of the mindless self indulgences that we curate on a daily basis. Sometimes, it will be very active. Sometimes-dormant for days. On those days-CHECK THE LINKS IN OUR BIOS!
What….you want a magic trick or something?